Black Man's Prayer...

Oh Lord we humble ourselves to you this day and ask you to forgive us our sins, although we have none. This is because it is not us who killed Jesus Christ, it was the whites. He was betrayed by white man, and they sold Him to another white man who ordered that He be beaten. It was the whites who even voted that He be crucified. The name of the betrayer was Judas Iscariot. We do not even have such names. We have the likes of: TIBAGWA, BYARUGABA, OGBANJE, OBAMA, MATHENGE, OWITI, KIBAKI, OYOMBO, MATAKWEI, MUKHULULI, MUGISHA, MARIGA, etc. We don't even know where Golgotha is, where He was Crucified. We only know how to go from MASINDI to KAMPALA and back. We have never been to any of the Bible cities. So, we could not in anyway be involved in the crucifixion of our Lord. if you do not believe us you could even watch the movie "PASSION OF CHRIST". There is no African there. Please Lord: Let Africans be rich and the white man work for them. AMEN.

Another Day Another .50 cents

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

New AIDS awareness slogan:Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is $ex like shaving?Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless laterAdvantages of having an affair with a married woman.They give like hell.They do not yell.They do not tell.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise .
Why?Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!